I feel the need to revolutionize my feminine side b'cos of the following reasons:
* I carry a blank expression on my face when people talk about exotic perfumes!
* I wear pointed sandals or high heels only when there is an absolute need for it.. else i am very happy to wear flats.
* I still hav'nt learnt the art of applying eyeshadow!
* I feel a little lost when i enter any lingerie store.
* Never carried a hand kerchief with me (maybe only at extreme nose flow conditions).
* My beauty salon visits are meant only for eyebrows and haircuts.
* People can never associate me with any particular fragrance. Just use random deodorants!
* I dont carry any umbrella during summers. (forget the summer... I carry an umbrella during the rainy season with a heavy heart)
* I feel sorry for men after reading Shobha De's book.
* My knowledge on face creams and lotions suck!
* I wear a chain around my neck only when my grany comes for a visit!
* I dont mind getting out of the house without any accessory.
* I cannot pitch into any conversation about the cosmetic products.
* I dont posses any bindi packets!
* Its been ages since I have shopped for any lipsticks or nail colors.
Basically a anti femme fatale!
Monday, December 15, 2008
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3 comments:
Really a funny post. I hope I hav not hurt ur sentiments :))
You need lessons to convert you from a social misfit ( Am I taking liberties :) ) to a likeable lady.
Look if there is a crash course available somewhere
lol. how about pink?
@Suresh
I would love if any such feminine tactics class were held out somewhere :) !!!
@Pisku
He he no worries there. when it comes to colors i am total feminine character..
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