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Showing posts with label We. Show all posts

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Kitchen Chronicles - 2

There is something about boiling the milk my way. I prefer the flame to be a bit low, so i can carry on doing my usual stuff without being worried of any quick-milk-spill-causalities, which usually happens on a high flame. And the boiling milk should reach the highest point-of-drop-out from the vessel. Only then i go to turn off the gas. Thats how i have seen my mom do it. And that's how i like to do it too.

Unlike the boy, the flame will be high, he's right there in front of the milk waiting for it to just start boiling. And he's already turned off the gas even before the milk starts its raise upwards.

I have often told the boy that the germs dont get killed that way and the boy has also pointed out to me many times that the milk is already pasteurized, so requires very little boiling. Alas, my Indian brain is already set on a equation that says only when the milk is about to spill out, the germs get killed. I still prefer boiling the milk the mommy way. Let's just say, Me and the boy have had our share of fights over split milk ;) .

So today there were two of us preparing the morning breakfast and looking after the boiling milk. The milk started its raise and the boy immediately turned off the gas.

Me: You could have let it boil a few more seconds! *With hands on her hips*

Boy: What difference would it have made.. *Ohh not again .. the same drilling milk session*

Me: Well.... Psychologically..... It would have made me a lot happier then i am now..... *smiling coyly *

Boy: arrgghhh!!!


Well, am hoping that someday boy starts boiling the milk my way :)...

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Geography Genius!!!

Boy and me are watching MTV Rodies... And most of you already know that Rodies team is presently in Africa....
So here goes a very cleaver normal conversation...

Me: Gosh none of these places look like South Africa..
Boy: Yeah they are in Kenya now... Not yet in South Africa..
Me: *silence*

After some 30 seconds of silence

Boy: Wait!!! You thought entire continent is called South Africa... ( knowing how good his wife is at Geography )
Me: Of course not.. i know SA is a country.. *an i know it obviously look*
Boy: Ok, then name me five countries in Africa *raising his eyebrows*
Me: Hmmm South Africa.. (one finger)
Boy: Ok
Me: Kenya.. (two fingers)
Boy: As expected :) ... *with a wicked laugh*
Me: Egypt (three fingers)

Then i start thinking of school map times.. *yeah there was some country with N ..somewhere in the center of Africa... what was that.. ahhh.. Nam something..*

Me: Nambia...
Boy: what Nambiar..
Me: No Nambia....
Boy: Its Namibia (four fingers )

Actually was thinking more of Nigeria all the while in some tiny corner of my brain ;).. but never got it.. ok then am totally lost in Africa...

Me: Hmmm.. hmm..


Boy tries to help me..

Boy: Think of pirates... which country..
Me: Caribbean.. *immediately...without a second thought*

Boy: NO not the movie.. pirates of Caribbean.. actual pirates..
Me: Oh Somalia.. (five fingers - aha -there you go!!!)

Boy: Yes!!!

Me: Ok done with 5..
Boy: No i told you Namibia.. you guessed Nambiar.. thats not a country name..
Me: Ok fine.. (back to four fingers)
Boy: Think of famous island ..
Immediately....
Me: Hawaii
*boy shaking his head - no chance of any improvements here*
Boy: Think of famous island with movie name starting with M..
Me: Miami!!! *wonder where that came from now*

Boy: What.. Noooo.. have you forgotten Madagascar..
Me: Ohhh yaa ...totally forgot *sounding intelligent*
Boy: Ok that's not counted... Now think of a cricket team.. (yeah like am very big fan of cricket)

Me: Hmm west indies(thinking of a dark cricket team)..
Boy: Ahhh.. what the.. why west indies..
Me: Cos they have more of black players..

Boy: So everywhere there are black people, they belong should to Africa huh.. then most of America should belong to Africa.. you sure you have done your engineering right..
Me: Helloo i have done engineering.. not a geologist.. so i can suck at geography..

Boy: Ok now tell me a country..
Me: Ok fine... hmmm ..after few long seconds...Zimbabwe.. (five fingers)
Boy: ahhh thank god...

All correct five fingers :) ....

See not bad.. i did tell 5 countries after all :D..

Ok my readers(who have already judged my geography aptitude), Just cos i took pretty long time , doesn mean am dumb :) ...I am sure all of you sucked at one or other subjects in your school days... as you can see from the above ..

Mine was geography..

What was yours??? Come on all you shy ones.. get your secrets out ;) .....

Friday, February 12, 2010

Kitchen Chronicles

It is a very normal day in the kitchen... girl is busy getting the oil ready in the kadia(utensil) for mustard seeds n curry leaves seasoning and the boy is lost in cutting onions... oil is hot n ready for the mustard seeds .. the girl drops the mustard seeds into the oil and immediately jumps some 3 feet away .. yup u guessed it right... she's freaking scared of the oil droplets that jump out when mustard seeds crackle... boy looks at this and starts nodding his head..then the gal gets ready to drop curry leaves into the oil from 1 meter away... boy stops cutting the onions ...

boy(like a modern day hero): give i will drop the curry leaves
girl(with a relieved look): take it.

boy stands in front of the stove holds up his palm inward, right above the utensil and looks at me

boy: see nothing happens.. you simply get scared.
girl: yeah yeah.. you first drop the curry leaves

boy drops the curry leaves n holds his palm again on top ... gives me a sweet smile.. immediately smile turns into funny frown.


ahha my love u got it right this time... sometimes the oil crackles do hurt :P ....


PS: No person was seriously injured / bandaged / hospitalized during the above event.